Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Just to make u smile

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay,
He knows the bank manager.Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

you're gonna love this)


its a real treat)

a masterpiece)

wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."

You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day.

17 comments:

  1. Totally different subject.....as per what I did with Lulu, drop me a phone number of email address to jswinstanley@yahoo.com & we'll make a plan to go for coffee & compare notes on how to get neighbouring children to either play in the lift shaft or alternately, the traffic, during the freak out..........

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  2. Totally different subject.....as per what I did with Lulu, drop me a phone number of email address to jswinstanley@yahoo.com & we'll make a plan to go for coffee & compare notes on how to get neighbouring children to either play in the lift shaft or alternately, the traffic, during the freak out..........

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  3. you guys are going for a coffee without MOI?

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  4. @ Yes. that would be grand. And hopefully before Ramadan starts!

    CG!!
    You dont answer your phone and you want to play coffee coffee!

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  5. @ JIN
    The first one was for Jin.
    Uff! bad day.&^@%#!*%

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  6. haha.. that was hilarious.. I sang that line twice myself!!

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  7. curses - now that song has become an earworm and is going around and around in my head!

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  8. A variation -
    A frog walks into a library, finds a book about rivers that he wants to borrow, he says, "I would like to borrow a book."

    The reference librarian says, "Well Mr. frog, go over there to see Patty Wax, she is at the Circulation Desk, I'm sure she will be happy to help you,"

    The frog hops over to the Circulation Desk and asks Mrs. Patty Wax, "May I borrow this book," and shows her his selection.

    Mrs. Wax says, "Sure, Mr. Frog, would you please show me your student ID "

    The frog says, "I think I lost it in the pond down the street. Can you look up my name, it is Mick Jaeger."

    At this point Patty Wax is getting a little suspicious about the trustworthiness of the frog but she is very public service minded and wants to give him the benefit of the doubt.

    Suddenly, the frog pulls a golden disk out of his knapsack and hands it over to her.

    She asks, confused, "What is this?"

    The frog croaks back, "Collateral for borrowing this book." She rubs her head, and walks back to her boss and says, "I don't get it, a frog hops in here wanting to borrow a book, says his name is Mick Jaeger, and gives me this golden disk. What should I do?"

    The library director laughs and says, "It's a knick-knack Patty Wax, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

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  9. @D-Reb.. I dunno why I read your version of it.. it's like reading the same thing again.. :p

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  10. @ clay future, lol thats the point wasting peoples time with a repeat of the same performance

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  11. cg.........you're most welcome to join us for coffee...........just waiting for kaya to get in touch now!

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  12. D-Reb tum maar khaogay kissi din.
    Telling same old story again again.
    What u wrong with man!

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  13. Kaya- you enjoying the abu dhabi weekend- check out my blog for the ramadan blog.

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  14. Waki Waki Kaya aunty- the blog is waiting.

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  15. Kaya jaan get moving, and Ramzaan Mubarik!

    http://ramadankareem.blogspot.com

    We have started and are waiting for you and Clay F to wake up! Anyone else who would like to contribute to the blog, just send a shout out!

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