Wednesday, August 30, 2006
I do not make a lot of political statements simply because true democracy is like a finding a virgin in a brothel.
However yesterday when my husband showed me this document his cousin has sent him. (A professor at a major university), I thought I would put it here to ask your opinion.
Here is my opinion in view of all the paranoia and racial profiling shenanigans.
America should reopen ELLIS ISLAND and rename it with a proper Muslim name instead of some racial slur.
Since NEW YORK is a major hub anyway for most flights this will serve as a base.
Airlines will now divide passengers NOT by First/Business/Economy but by MUSLIM/NON MUSLIM/CAUCASIAN.
One problem solved, if any plane is blown up, only our people will DIE at the hands of OUR people.
When we arrive at Ellis Island we will be placed in cubicles until each and every item of our physical being, (probes/DNA tests/fingerprints/eye scan) and our luggage has been tagged and bagged.
We will then in detail give the names of every place we will visit and whom we will visit.
Our passports will be kept at this facility and we will be issued ID cards. Everytime we enter/depart any state we will have to report to an immigration office.
Finally we will all receive tracking devices placed on our ankles.
And a gesture of goodwill the facility will have KFC, PIZZAHUT, BURGER KING, MickeyD's outlets.
WELCOME TO AMERICA FOLKS!
WE WISH YOU A PLEASANT STAY.