Sunday, July 16, 2006

More medical news

Medical science is now so advanced, and we are able to pinpoint and identify the disease in no time.
Sometimes there is a cure, and sometimes the search for the cure continues.Medical experts strive to find the causes and cures for every new variant to arises.
Below is an excerpt from a medical journal on men and sexual dysfunction.


Although in the past it was commonly believed to be due to psychological problems, it is now known that 80 to 90 percent of impotence is caused by physical problems, usually related to the blood supply of the penis.
Which would therefore explain why their brains do not function properly in correlation with the theory that states that :their brains are between their legs.

It has been discovered recently that the most accurate tests on a man's sexual dysfunctional problems can be pinpointed by his driving style.
These are categorised broadly into three types.

1. Primary premature ejaculation
2. Premature ejaculation
3. Impotence


PRIMARY PREMATURE EJACULATION

The characteristics of those who suffer from this type, when driving will designate their indicator a split second before entering a lane. In the event the driver behind him has virtually no warning, and its over before it started.

PREMATURE EJACULATION

The characteristics of this group being that they are often unaware of their own direction, and do not know which lane to stay on. They will weave through the lanes and will at random use required indicators. But having finally decided and upon entry their indicator switches off mid lane. The exact lane this person will eventually chose remains a mystery to the other drivers and to the driver himself.

IMPOTENCE

Here the driver switches on his indicator 3 traffic intersections before.Drives slowly, creating a traffic snarl, and winds up frustrating other drivers.

5 comments:

  1. har har har har hardy hardy har har

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  2. ahem..and why are u so interested?

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  3. @ twintopaz
    ikk namak ki chuttki
    (* a pinch of salt)

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  4. U r channeling the spirit of Balushi?

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  5. @ jassim
    You are right. It is time for an EXORCISM!
    Padre?

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