Well the much dreaded day is here. Hubby and kiddies have gone down to Do Buy to pick up the inlaws.
Dang! I'm in the final nominations for sainthood.
They are arriving on a newish airline recently launched in Bakistan. Its called "BLUE AIR".
Its 4000 rupees cheaper per person, than our NATIONAL carrier B.I.A...sorry P.I.A.
The reason why I mention this is because the local agent for "BLUE AIR is the friend of a friend.
I had the misfortune to meet this guy at a BBQ at our mutual friend's house.
If ever in life you have met anyone who from the minute he says: HELLO, your hackles go up then this is the guy.
I have never in my entire life met a more sanctimonious, full of "it", little prick than this man.
Listening to him you would think he was Richard Branson.( Infact Richard Branson isn't a nasty piece of work at all but I meant as in an airline ownership comparision).
Considering this man isnt even the owner.
Far from it Mr.5 foot and my growth got stunted due to my petty mind, spent the entire night on the phone talking to airhostesses in a cooing soothing voice as if he was their agony aunt.
My God! I couldnt take it. I set about in my best fashion and before the evening was over I had moved dramatically from being "BHABI",( a generic term applied in our country to women who are brother's/friend's wives). Also used when you can't get into the aformentioned title's knickers, or dont want to.
Yes where was I?
Oh yes! From being BHABI to soto voce "BITCH". ie smart woman ,big mouth, not sucking up to me, Im such an important guy, and MAAAN I feel sorry for my brother married to her I bet she is frigid.
Gleefully I scissored him into smithereens - who the heck was he spouting all that shit to anyway. I have an advanced IATA degree in the travel industry, and 12 odd years of experience.
After that he just skirted around me and sulked like a little boy. Right! Just because today he is agent for some asswipe airline, and he has some shitty little power that lets him talk to chicks who wouldn't fart on him on any given day he thinks he is Mr.Viagra.
Like the song goes; THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH".
On this I leave you or I will continue to rant out all the bile, with a little ditty.
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